Random things that amuse or annoy me

I’m just throwing these on as they come to me, meaning I’m not separating them into amusements or annoyances. Figure it out yourself :P

• I can buy a pair of jeans, take a rock and some bleach to it, and make it worth $100 more.
• When I (or someone else) ask “Do you mind if I…” and the you (or someone else) answers “Sure”. So does that mean you do mind?
• When people ask if they can use the restroom. I like to tell them that I am not qualified to answer this question, but that my physician should be.
• Some people like to have what they call “a personal bubble.” Call me immature if you will, but when they do this, I like to make a poking motion and say “Pop!”
• When a movie uses a great song… and then the unknowing young of today associate the song only with the movie.
• When people on the internet who are 16 (or claim to be 16) write with the spelling and grammar of a 2nd grader, despite being in high school.